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everything I've ever needed to know I learned from Cosmo.

maybe that's a bit extreme, but in all seriousness, it has been my primary source of information regarding fashion, style, men, and especially sex.

Before I started dating my current boyfriend, I was completely and totally inexperienced physically, and inexperienced in reltionships in general. But the amazing part was that I had lived vicariously through so many OTHER relationships, had listened to so much advice regarding behavior to situations in a relationship, and had read all the sex advice it's possible to absorb from all articles I got my hands on, that when the real deal came along I was totally prepared for battle.

I knew the right things to say, the right things to do, and all the right tricks to play in the bedroom. It was like I had taken and aced a class on relationships before ever having experienced on first-hand.

One day I was going down on my man, and then lubed up my hands, gripped him, and started twisting in opposie directions on his shaft while I was still taking care of him with my mouth. He gasped and asked me where I'd learned that from, and I smiled slightly and replied, "Cosmo."

At one point he confided that he didn't quite believe that I was a virgin when we met, and the thought was aided by the fact that whn we first did have sex, after the initial 10 seconds of discomfort, we went on to fuck in three different positions.

I firmly believe that if every man subscribed to Cosmo every month, that some of their confusion about women would be cleared up, and we could all coexist in a more peaceful and enlightened way.

goodbye for now,
badlittlegoodgirl